What would you get if you took Iron Chef and crossed it with Pee Wee’s Playhouse and had John Waters direct the entire thing?

I don’t know for sure, but I think it would look something like this:

The Daily Show and Colbert Report both take the week off, but South Park and Sarah Silverman pick up the slack.

Apparently you too can now play Cookie Party at home, if you want to involve yourself in something truly bizarre.